At least It Pays Off In The Long run

So yesterday i was taking back a bike trailer o bought to use to haul my lawn mower on for my business but it turned out to not suet my needs so i took it back to Walmart and they gave me my 95 dollars back on it and while i was there i was kind of worried i might loose it so i looked and getting a reloadable Walmart visa debit card and i did also the other reason i got it was i was planing on ordering something so this way i w wouldn't t have to give my money to my mom and have her pay for it. Anyway all i have to say is that if you ever have to get one of these get this one it is the cheapest and by far the best it is only 3 dollars to reload it with cash at Walmart and right now on your first purchase of 100 dollars or more you get 20 dollars back so that is pretty good and i am so glad i got it because i have almost  lost it a few times and i remember in 6th grade as i was walking down the hall with my back pack some asshole son of a bitch bastard  reached in with out my knowledge and stole forty dollars and it made me want to freaking body slam every body to the freak in ground then strangle them to death i mean i would like to that to most of the kids because they are mean to me and the principle is a lazy asshole that wont do anything about it but this time i even wanted to do it more than usual. Anyway if you ever have to get a debit card that is reloadeble get this one.

Smart Liberals vs Dumb Ass Conservatives

A few weeks ago I was on Facebook (witch my aunt refers to as ShoutyFace) and i read a post from this guy named Mystery Guitar Man if you haven't heard of him here is one of his videos. Anyway i was on his Facebook page and he posted one of the chain post witch is just like a chain email so the post said "if u post this to 10 profiles 2nite at midnite ur true luv will realiz they luv u. if u dont ,sarah palin wins the republican primary nomination" so I was looking at all of the comments on this post and one kid said: 

   

So I thought it was pretty funny so I added him as a friend so after he accepted my friend request I was looking at his profile and under his political views he put Obama Killed America and it really made me mad so I started to chat with him and here is the conversation of the chat: 

This one is going to be grounded from catnip for a LONG TIME

For the last 3 months one of our cats had been peeing in the house it first started in my studio (or guest bedroom) on one of my brand new very expensive backdrops at least this one was a black backdrop for photography so it did not show up at all since of the very dark color. Anyway because it kept happening me and my mom thought it was our black and white cat fez due to his bladder infections even though they cleared up a long time ago. Well it kept happening and the cat would move from my backdrop to my dirty clothes then to the rug in the bathroom finally i had enough and so did my mom so i came up with a way to catch the cat I wish I would of thought of 3 months ago, I set up one of my cameras and put it in time lapse mode to record well sure enough the next morning the rug had been peed on and guess what it wasn't Fez! It turned out to be Moe witch is like the best cat out of the three. Anyway later i will post the actual video but first i am going to edit it or trim it due to it being like 7 minuets long and only a few seconds of it are Moe taking a pee.

The wonders of Xtranormal and Ideas Funny as Hell

A few months ago i stayed with my awesome Aunt Jennifer witch was very nice in many ways such as the stupid Bench-Mark test were coming up and i needed a break away from studying (in case you did not know the Bench-mark test are these test required by the state of Arkansas to be given to 3rd grade to 8th grade and it takes a week to complete them and if you don't do well you can get held back and basically all it is is a bunch of freaking BULLCRAP). Anyway while i was there my aunt told me about a website called xtranormal.com where you can create short videos of virtual characters such as Snooki and other things like robots and even bears anyway while i was there i decided to check it out and see all what they had and soon enough I found and Sarah Palin character so i decided to create this  . My aunt thought it was pretty funny mostly because she is a Democrat as am I and we both hate that dumb bitch. Anyway even Geico created some Xtranormal commercials witch if you have a TV i am sure you have see them such as this one